Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Slot Review
If ever there was a game made for me, it’s this one. I dated a girl who would lose her mind if I greeted a shop assistant (who greeted me first, I might add), and who stalked me on my social media platforms. 🐇♨️
This chick could easily have gone all 1990’s Misery on me (that movie based on a Stephen King novel where the woman ties a dude to her bed and breaks his legs so he can’t get away).
Needless to say, the sex was incredible 😉, but it felt like praying mantis or black widow spider 🕷️hanky panky, as I was constantly waiting – awash in my post-coital glow – for her to chow down on my brains afterwards. Maybe that’s what made it so good?
If you know what I’m talking about (maybe we should form a support group?), then join me as we explore Crazy Ex-Girlfriend slot from Nolimit City. It’s a safe space. Kinda.
Gameplay
“Love Hurts” is the legend you’ll see emblazoned on the splash page, and we find it above the 9,999x max multiplier info.
Load the game and a Voiceover says, “Remember, there’s no ex without an exit wound.” 🤣
The grid is a 2-4-4-4-4-2 affair, and the symbols are made up of bug-eyed crazy chicks, scared black cats, bottles of poison, boiling bunnies, and one scared dude. The soundtrack is a hoot.
Landing 3 or more symbols of the same type pays out, but the amounts are so pathetic that I’m not going to bother listing them.
The Wild symbol can land anywhere, as long as it’s not on the first reel.
There are 1,024 paylines, the volatility is extreme, and the RTPRTP stands for “Return to Player.” The RTP describes the total bet amount that a game returns to players over millions of spins, and that figure is represented by a percentage. Table games, such as Roulette, typically have higher RTPs than many slots.
RTP needs to be considered in conjunction with a game’s volatility rate. is 96.09%, and the max win is $399,960. The only currency that’s on the naughty list is the Australian dollar. No Vegemite for you, mate.
Things take a spectacular turn when you play this game on a mobile phone in portrait mode (landscape is OK, but not as well-suited).
The mottled grey background doesn’t distract, and the grid takes up most of the screen. The symbol colors are a bit too muted – this would be my only gripe.
Features
XSPLIT:
This bad boy cuts the symbols on its row in twain (including itself); thereby doubling the value of all of these symbols. Symbols with no multipliers get a 2x on the initial split, and this increases by 2x for each consecutive split.
REBOUND SPINS:
Wins grant re-spin on all non-winning positions. Winning symbols will stick to their cells. You’ll get an extra re-spin whenever the re-spin improves your win, has a symbol type from the current win, or contains a Wild or Bonus symbol.
The multiplier on all non-winning positions during the re-spin increases by 1x; except for Wilds, Bonus symbols, or sticky symbols. Because to hell with them.
Rebound spins end when you stop scoring wins.
PLOT TWIST:
This symbol, which is a question mark, upgrades all sticky symbols to random, high-paying ones. Once that’s done, it’ll transform into the same upgraded symbol.
You can only get one Plot Twist per spin, and they won’t affect Wilds or Bonus symbols. If a winning combination doesn’t materialize on the first spin, the Plot Twist will transform into a random mid-level symbol.
CARPE DIEM SPINS:
Nailing 3 Bonus symbols awards 5 spins, and symbol multipliers will be active throughout. Wild symbols will also stick to the top position of reel number 2.
SUPER CARPE DIEM SPINS:
Landing 4 Bonus symbols awards 7 Free Spins, and Wilds stick to the top and bottom positions of reel number 2.
MEGA CARPE DIEM SPINS:
Landing 5 Bonus symbols gets you 10 Free Spins, and Wilds stay sticky on all positions of the second reel.
Something to note: Position multipliers don’t reset in any of the 3 Free Spins rounds.
ANTE BET:
Bonus Booster: Increase your bet by 2x per spin and you’ll be guaranteed a Bonus symbol on the second reel.
Print Spins: This one costs 9x your bet per spin and you’re guaranteed to start off with 20x multipliers on all positions.
Printier Spins: Costs 90x more per spin but you’re guaranteed to start off with 250x multipliers on all positions.
Printiest Spins: The cost is 350x more per spin but you’re guaranteed to start off with 1,000x multipliers on all positions.
BUY BONUS:
Carpe “DIEm” spins: Pay 70x for this round.
Super Carpe “DIEm” spins: Pay 200x for this round.
Mega Carpe “DIEm” spins: Pay 400x for this round.
God Mode: Chase the max multiplier by landing xGod symbols on all positions for the cost of 1,337x.
Speed Run: All Carpe Diem spins are played in sequence for the price of 2,800x.
You can also pay 185x to take a gamble on scoring 3, 4, or 5 Bonus symbols (your chances are 50%, 25%, and 25%, respectively).
Performance
I didn’t experience any technical issues while testing this game. Psychological issues… now that’s a different story.
Maximum Win
You already know that the max multiplier is 9,999x and the max win is $399,960. Betting ranges from $0.20 to $40.
Conclusion
Before we conclude, here’s some final, vital info: the game’s hit frequency is 22.31%, the max win probability is 1 in 740,000, and Free Spins hit once every 242 spins.
Strengths: The xSplit can really rack up some nice multipliers if re-spins continue long enough. The Plot Twist can upgrade clusters of symbols. The Mega Carpe “DIEm’ allows us to develop consecutive Rebound Spins.
Weaknesses: Ugh, that paytable sucks ass. It results in a disconnect between scoring multipliers and making bank. This is my biggest gripe with the game. Wins should happen every 4 to 5 spins, according to the hit rate, but if they suck so much, then it’s gonna be bankroll-depleting.
Another thing I don’t like is that after grinding away for 242 spins, and nailing a Free Spins round, you could end up with a pathetic 2 spins for your trouble. And chances are you’ll trigger the weakest Free Spins more often than not.
For me (and this is just an opinion), the best Ante BetAn Ante Bet is an option that costs a percentage of your bet but increases your chances of landing triggering symbols that initiate a feature. is Print Spins; it’s the right mix of sustainability versus reward.
The best Buy Bonus seems to be the 400x Carpe “DIEm”: it has the best connection potential across the paylines, the max time for persistent multipliers to accumulate, and the highest probability of xSplits or Plot Twists doing their thing.
Slot Details
Game Provider: Nolimit City
Game Type: Video Slots
PaylinesPaylines are preset lines that run across the reels, and when you land matching symbols on them, that will result in a payout. The more paylines, the more ways you can win, but also the higher your bet per spin.: 1,024 ways
RTPRTP stands for “Return to Player.” The RTP describes the total bet amount that a game returns to players over millions of spins, and that figure is represented by a percentage. Table games, such as Roulette, typically have higher RTPs than many slots.
RTP needs to be considered in conjunction with a game’s volatility rate.: 96.09%
Volatility RateSlot games can have low, medium, high, or extremely high volatility rates (or a combination thereof).
The less volatile the game, the more often it should pay out, but the lower the amount, the less the payout, as this is in keeping with the risk you’re taking. Volatility rate should be considered in conjunction with a game’s RTP.: Extreme
Bonus Round: No
Progressive: No
Free Rounds: Free Spins, Re-spins
Max Multiplier: 9,999x
Max Win: $399,960
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