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The Library Overdue Slot has the Creepiest Librarian

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Overdue library books are one of society’s most quietly sinister crimes. Nobody kicks down your door, there are no flashing lights, and Interpol probably has better things to do, but somewhere a librarian knows exactly what you did. You borrowed The Complete History of Pottery in 2017, ignored six increasingly passive-aggressive reminders, moved house twice,…