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Croc Snap Slot: One Wrong Tooth and It’s Over

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I was in Val Gardena, post-slopes, defrosting at a bar because skiing is basically an expensive way to hate your own legs. Someone busted out that plastic crocodile drinking game. Press a tooth, hope for the best, drink if you’re an idiot. Spoiler: I’m an idiot. That thing bit me twice before my second round…