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THE Governor Slot: Big Chair, Bigger Wins

Somewhere out there is a guy who peaked at “local zoning committee” and has since convinced himself he’s basically the next head of state. Meet THE Governor – cigar permanently lit, whiskey permanently poured, and a stack of documents so tall you’d think he’s personally responsible for every law ever written. Spoiler: he’s not writing…