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Balloon Mania Slot Won’t Suffocate a Turtle! It’s Eco-Friendly

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Ah, balloons. Humanity’s favorite way to say “Happy Birthday” while simultaneously flipping off the planet. Nothing screams celebration like inflating synthetic rubber with helium we’re literally running out of, only to watch it float into the stratosphere like a colorful middle finger to every turtle and seabird alive. Once they pop – or don’t –…