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The Broken Ballerina Slot is an Unexpected Masterpiece

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Being a ballerina is basically signing up for a lifetime of foot torture, starvation-level self-discipline, and the constant threat of some tiny, tutu-clad rival out-spinning you into oblivion. And that’s the best-case scenario because when your rivals are malnourished and a little out of their minds (which is basically a job requirement), who knows what…