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No Prozac Allowed in the Happy Prison Slot

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A happy prison sounds like something dreamed up by someone who’s never actually beenlocked in a room before. Imagine mandatory group yoga at sunrise, a warden who insists on positive affirmations over the loudspeaker, and inmates arguing over who gets the last kale smoothie in the cafeteria. Your sentence isn’t measured in years, but in…