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The 80s Called. They Want the Miami Wild Jack Slot Back.

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Miami Vice was popular before my time, but from what I’ve seen, it captured the 1980s in aggressively airbrushed brilliance. Each episode struts in wearing linen, zero socks, and the confidence of a man who thinks “pastel” is a personality trait. The plot usually involves drugs, speedboats, and someone making a deeply questionable life choice…