Land of The Free Slot: Just Wow
Taylor Swift can’t seem to catch a break these days. Poor girl has a deepfake porno doing its rounds. She’s also the butt of the joke in Land of the Free slot – amongst other Americans. Moe Biden ring a bell, anyone?
Despite the unfortunate series of events for “Trailer Swift”, this game is pure comedy gold, with a sprinkle of disrespect and an overdose of WTF moments.
Nolimit City has made a total mockery of the USA, and after playing this game, I don’t think anybody could ever trump this – not even Trump himself.
Think a pregnant, bible-bashing, gun-toting 80-year-old is fucked up? You haven’t seen anything yet!
The moon is made of cheese
Meet the Langford Family – the biggest hicks in Hicksville. Land of the Free (Home of the Brave) slot is a day in the life of this bunch of American “idiots”, where some of the family members are rather familiar.
Guys, what you read in here is all Nolimit City, it’s satire, it’s irony, and it’s meant to hit a nerve – a hilarious one at that.
The game kicks off with a senile speech from “Eski Moe” Biden, and things just get wilder from there. The Mamas, Trailer Swifts, Naked Chainsaw Massacre Men, and Mel Gibsons of the world come out to play – with whack stereotypes and chewing gum condoms.
I thought Punk Toilet slot was baaaad. But this one tops NLC’s thematic plots by a mile. Playing it once is just not enough. Miss California is a bloody GRIZZLY BEAR!
Honk if you’re horny – for money
You can win up to $342,000 spinning the reels with these warmongering rednecks. Also, you’ve gotta play this with sound on because the audio is nuts. Who comes up with this? Good lord.
Making this slot wilder (believe it or not), are its features. The main game explodes with xSplit, xBet, and the potent xGod mechanics. If I had to describe what each of these things do, I’ll need a whole book because true to NLC’s style, the features are complicated AF.
But the most important thing to know is that they all have super pay out powers, and you can always read up about them in the Game Rules if you wanna know why an obese murderer chilling in his trunks pops up to rip your screen apart.
Those blue crystals are “not drugs”
Land of the Free slot has several bonus games to give a crack: Tsunami Spins, Submerged Spins, and the almighty Idiot Spin.
The first two are Free Spins rounds with ocean perks (I’m surprised it’s not swamp water). And the Idiot Spin, also known as the Titan Spin, gives you the chance to win up to 57,000x your bet.
All you need to do is activate it and hope one of the three “Presidants” lands in the submarine window.
You’ll also come across multiple other insane modifiers that make money rain, like the Conveyor Belt, Wild & Stacked Symbols, Protein Powder Kegs, Bottles, Benzo Bears, Rubber Ducks, and more.
Love thy gammy
God bless America, and God bless this extreme volatility game – I feel like a sinner playing it. But I want more!
It teaches you how to stop diarrhea using a cork, how to f*ck your siblings, and how to make the most of a tsunami.
Don’t get iced in this 96.08% RTP title – remember, “noledge is power”. And now that you’ve read about it, it’s time to play it. Have a time in Land of the Free slot!