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Intergalactic Bovines Invade the MooFO Slot

Of all the civilizations in the universe, Earth was eventually invaded by cows from space. Not superintelligent machines, not ancient warrior gods, just deeply irritated bovines with laser-equipped tractors and a surprisingly detailed grievance against humanity. While Endorphina doesn’t explicitly state that this is the setup for its new MooFO slot, I think it’s pretty…