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What’s Up? Witches Slot: Sabrina Would Be Proud

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My horoscope app once told me, in all seriousness, that I was “entering a season of powerful feminine energy.” So I quit my Pilates class, bought three crystals I cannot pronounce, and started talking to the moon like it owed me money. Nothing happened. The moon ghosted me. The crystals are now holding down a…