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Tres Pinatas Hold & Win Slot Turns Piñata Smashing into Cash

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If I celebrated Día de los Muertos, I’d do the respectable thing: light a candle, tell some stories, eat too much pan de muerto. Meanwhile, somewhere in a fictional Mexican town, three parrots dressed as piñatas are getting absolutely obliterated by a bat-wielding maniac, and apparently that’s also a celebration. I found this out the…