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Secrets of Papyrus Slot: Who’s the Bald Guy?

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My entire understanding of Ancient Egypt was shaped by Stargate, which means I grew up fully convinced that pyramids were basically alien car parks and every pharaoh was one glowing eye away from world domination. History class talked about gods, hieroglyphs, and the afterlife, while Stargate taught me the important stuff, like never trust a…