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Out of the Woods Slot Might Be Cult Recruitment in Disguise

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I went camping once. Once. I brought a flashlight, a granola bar, and zero survival instincts, and within two hours I was convinced a raccoon was stalking me with intent. I never went back, and honestly, neither would you if you’d heard what I heard at 2 a.m. So when I tell you Out of…