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Thor is Choosing Violence in the Second Thunder Slot

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Mythological Thor is a red-bearded, foul-tempered farmboy god who eats like a competitive livestock shredder, drinks the ocean by accident, and solves diplomatic disputes by caving in skulls with a hammer the size of a toddler. Marvel Thor, by contrast, is a shampoo-commercial demigod who learned about humility, conditioner, and how to deliver inspirational speeches…