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The Corpse Cart Slot Delivers Laughs, Not Last Rites

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I’ve had some rough gig-economy jobs in my life – I painted faces at a kid’s party that ended in tears, tutored someone’s feral teenage son who never once used deodorant, and once delivered pizza to a house that was 100% haunted, and never got a tip (rude). But nothing, and I mean nothing, prepared…